For me, these invite sarcasm:<p>"Make yourself a blend of fruits that excite you. I love a carrot-apple-ginger juice and drink it in the morning"<p>I like a blend of various fermented grapes, but am not yet to the point where i drink it in the morning.
2,000 subscribers in 90 days?<p>Big deal.<p>We launched HeavyInk.com less than 90 days ago, and we're on track to beat that.<p>...and those are <i>paying</i> customers.<p>...and we haven't advertised at all.