Um, be advised that this is an Onion-style parody. The site favors tall tales of failed IPOs.<p><a href="https://thedecelerator.co/2016/04/07/from-the-archives-500000-bc-fire-garners-62-5b-valuation/" rel="nofollow">https://thedecelerator.co/2016/04/07/from-the-archives-50000...</a>