Job Ad Title:
Warp Engineer with at least 5years hands-on needed<p>You should have a solid knowledge of operating Planck length structures.<p>N-Dimensional and Indeterministic Modelling are mandatory.<p>Apply fast, ship will leave earth within the next 2 weeks.
I'm betting "Yes you’ll get all the usual benefits, but if you’re really going for perks, Google is your best bet! If you want to make an impact, then please apply." and "We’ll have a large variety of alcohol in the office as well as an assortment of video games for the perfect frat environment" are the two sentences from real job descriptions
Must have "White" - W T F? Are you serious?<p>Edit: Not that 'Male' is any better...<p>Edit2: I came to the link without context - That was the first thing that shot in my eyes and I didn't realize that this actually wasn't a real job thing. You got me there -.-' Not meant to be trolling ;)
I read the linked article on Implementers, Problem Solvers, and Problem Finders. I think that, given that the job market is very much on the side of programmers, that people need to be more choosy with what they take. You usually know going into it what you're going to be working on and what kind of company it is. Applying for an iOS job at a place that sells dog toys? I bet you're not going to be feeling like you're using your creative side...
.... who's single, willling to be paid in options rather than a market-rate salary, and will work long hours because they truly believe in our mission of $RANDOM_BS_NARRATIVE
"We’ll offer the low end of the range, citing lack of experience with some framework that hasn’t left beta." and because, ah, you're self taught.