Douglas Crockford + Chuck Norris = @CrockfordFacts

Doug Crockford made JSON so perfect it is timeless, hence no native Date format. (<a href="http://twitter.com/CrockfordFacts/status/10895664527" rel="nofollow">http://twitter.com/CrockfordFacts/status/10895664527</a>)

Douglas Crockford keeps a SpiderMonkey and a SquirrelFish as pets to amuse him.