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I Peeked into My Node_Modules Directory and You Won’t Believe What Happened Next

31 pointsby bryanmikaelianalmost 9 years ago

10 comments

m0j0lalmost 9 years ago
Guys, it&#x27;s satire. Pretty good satire (the code block where he keeps mistyping bash commands should have given it away).<p>Also note how the author&#x27;s tagline is &#x27;javascript clickbait enthusiast&#x27; :-)
selectnullalmost 9 years ago
That would be outrageous... if it were true.<p>There is no yummy when you npm install express and even if there were, the code shown would certainly not like a tweet as the POST is not authenticated.<p>And the author has described himself as &quot;JavaScript clickbait enthusiast.&quot;<p>A joke? Bad one?
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jlgaddisalmost 9 years ago
If you came to the comments before reading the article, congratulations! I wasted my time reading it so that you don&#x27;t have to.
zeuskalmost 9 years ago
&gt; Imagine if the apple you were eating for breakfast had 291 ingredients, or if the car you drove to work had 291 parts.<p>Someone doesn&#x27;t know anything about cars.
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ComodoHackeralmost 9 years ago
&gt; every time you download express, you favorite this exact tweet from Hot Pockets: introducing their new signature Hickory Ham sandwich pastries<p>Now I&#x27;m curious how many of top 100 popular npm packages include the same shady monetization?
patatesalmost 9 years ago
I understand that this article is satire, but I don&#x27;t understand what it is exactly making fun of.
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radicalityalmost 9 years ago
Was the part where he can&#x27;t figure out how to count the number of directories supposed to be funny?
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k__almost 9 years ago
But it is a true problem, haha.<p>I know real good programmers, who ride on the &quot;don&#x27;t reinvent the wheel&quot; train to the max.<p>And while the code base don&#x27;t get cluttered with &quot;ad hoc informally-specified bug-ridden slow implementation[s] of half of Common Lisp&quot; we implemented ourself, we now have hundrets of modules, which themself probably contain this &quot;ad hoc informally-specified bug-ridden slow implementation of half of Common Lisp&quot;
diegorbaqueroalmost 9 years ago
Fake(?) A simple post to the Twitter API without any auth can&#x27;t really do anything.
abritinthebayalmost 9 years ago
I&#x27;m stunned at the number of people in the comments not understanding that it&#x27;s a joke...