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I am a cyclist and ride on the sidewalk hitting pedestrians<p>I am a cyclist and use the crosswalk to run red lights<p>I am a cyclist and will come up behind you and ride inches away from your car when traffic is slow.<p>I am a cyclist and ride on the wrong side of the road.<p>I am a cyclist and do not wear safety equipment even though I know cycling is dangerous.<p>I am a cyclist and I am right and you are wrong regardless.