Ask HN: Anyone interested in having their Code painted (oil on canvas)?

blum.c by Carsten Haiztler (rasterman):<p><pre><code> #include &lt;stdio.h&gt; #define blowjob sex #define sex int #define joint char #define reefer joint #define froob(y) sizeof(y) #define smoke printf #define on_the_beach main #define suckitin(puff) {sex l;l=strlen(puff);memfrob(puff,l);} #define bacon 0xf #define eggs 0x3 #define frubfrub(x) scanf(&quot;%i&quot;,&amp;x) sex on_the_beach(sex everywhere, joint **is_good){sex *blum;joint *blimblim, *vendu, buttox;joint ganja[]=&quot;c\012BK\\O\012\017C\012H_^^ER\012DE]\040\000&quot;; reefer pot[]=&quot;bE]\012GKDS\012H_^^ER\012NE\012SE_\012BK\\O\012\040\000&quot;; suckitin(pot);smoke(pot);frubfrub(pot);suckitin(ganja);blimblim=(joint *) &amp;buttox;blimblim+=froob(sex);vendu=blimblim;blimblim-=vendu-(joint *) &amp;buttox;*(vendu-froob(sex))+=(((buttox&lt;&lt;1)|bacon))&amp;eggs;blum=(sex *)blimblim; smoke(ganja,(*blum)&amp;eggs);}</code></pre>

I have received a few submissions - Thank you. I am standing by to answer any questions. :)

No questions. This is really cool. I hope to hear about a follow-up!