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Microsoft's Guide to Humor

252 pointsby jakartaabout 15 years ago

32 comments

nagromabout 15 years ago
This reminds me of E. B. White's quote:<p>"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind."<p><a href="http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/E._B._White" rel="nofollow">http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/E._B._White</a><p>It's also reminiscent of Louis Armstrong's<p>"Man, if you gotta ask you'll never know"<p><a href="http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Louis_Armstrong" rel="nofollow">http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Louis_Armstrong</a><p>Is it really possible to develop a sense of humour by reading a list of bullet points, action plans and self-help advice? I'm not really convinced that this isn't a really brilliant, very subtle joke on a completely higher level.<p>I can't decide whether this is funnier if posted by someone in earnest, or if posted in total seriousness. I think that's the joke.
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thinkbohemianabout 15 years ago
Doesn't look like they have a policy on "that's what she said"
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mkramlichabout 15 years ago
Level 5: Super Expert<p>Can recognize the humor in Microsoft publishing strict guidelines documenting requirements for various "proficiency" levels in humor. Microsoft spent money doing this. Money that came ultimately from Windows license revenue. Can barely hold back tears at the thought of this.
aphyrabout 15 years ago
<i>Learning From Bad Situations<p>All of us will find ourselves in bad situations from time to time. Good intentions gone bad. Impossible tasks and goals. Hopeless projects. Even though you probably can’t perform well, the key is to at least take away some lessons and insights. Was there anything ironic, odd, or downright funny in all of this?</i><p>Trapped on the thirty-second floor of Microsoft Documentation Complex 27B/6, Will Burnham shuddered, silently, and wept.
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izaidiabout 15 years ago
"Since you are reading this because you or others don't think you are good at using humor, the best technique is to follow the lead of others."
leifabout 15 years ago
&#62; Can see humor in almost everything<p>I must be an expert because this page is hilarious.<p>Particularly the fact that they suggest learning to shoot skeet.
Luytabout 15 years ago
At first I thought this was a joke. But it's dead serious.
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tom_ilsinszkiabout 15 years ago
Rule #28941: When someone cracks a joke say "ha-ha-ha" out loud.
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projectileboyabout 15 years ago
Wow, I thought this would be ridiculous, but it's actually a pretty sharp analysis of how to effectively use humor in the workplace.
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madmanslitanyabout 15 years ago
All I can think of right now is the Chinese room thought problem for artificial intelligence.<p>Even if you make people laugh following these guidelines to the letter, would you have a sense of humor?
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proleabout 15 years ago
From the article: "Learning From Bad Things That Happen<p>Bad things happen to everyone, sometimes because of what we do and sometimes with help from us. We all have bad bosses, bad staffs, impossible and hopeless situations, impossible tasks, and unintended consequences. Aside from the trouble these bad things cause for you, the key is how can you learn from each of them.<p>Learning From Bad Situations<p>All of us will find ourselves in bad situations from time to time. Good intentions gone bad. Impossible tasks and goals. Hopeless projects. Even though you probably can’t perform well, the key is to at least take away some lessons and insights. Was there anything ironic, odd, or downright funny in all of this?"<p>Hmm, the Internet Explorer team wrote this? At least they've proven their "Level 1: Basic" proficiency by being able to laugh at themselves and their hopeless predicament.
mooneaterabout 15 years ago
Its smart. They know that the best executives will be able to use humor, anger, and a spectrum of human emotions, to further their goals.
ashishbharthiabout 15 years ago
Is this their 'Intranet' accidentally published on the Web? I don't understand what is the purpose of it being up there.
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nandemoabout 15 years ago
The funny thing is that some people think it's serious.
gabrielrothabout 15 years ago
Level one, 'Basic,' includes: "Tries to diffuse tense situations with appropriate humor."<p>In a different row, level two, 'Intermediate,' includes: "Uses humor to boost morale or decrease tension."<p>Similarly, level one includes "Is conscientious about timing and setting for humor," and level three, 'Advanced,' includes "Realizes when and where humor will backfire, and withholds."<p>If this were a real skill being assessed, that kind of redundancy would be a problem. In fact, it probably wouldn't be there at all, because the person writing it would sense that something was a level-one trait or a level-three trait. But when you start down the path of bullshit like this, you find yourself in the land of arbitrariness, and pretty soon you're just desperate for some more words to fill up the boxes.<p>And it is, indeed, bullshit. A good sense of humor is important in the workplace, as it is everywhere, but it's not something that can be assessed in some abstract way like this, separate from the person's other qualities.
ezyabout 15 years ago
This is depressing. How can you work for Microsoft, see that, and not be depressed? Whatever you think of the company's technology over the years, you have to wonder how old timers feel about starting a career at a software company and ending it at a company that exists solely as charity for office workers.
klochnerabout 15 years ago
I can't believe I'm the first to post this nugget:<p>"In a seemingly serious situation, what nuggets of humor or irony can I find?"
dolphensteinabout 15 years ago
The author of that page is obviously a "Level 4: Expert" in humor.
aufreak3about 15 years ago
This is really funny! The one who wrote this has to have an incredible "expert level" sense of humour!
jjsabout 15 years ago
This is well and good for those zany jokesters at Microsoft, but what are <i>we</i> to do?
hopabout 15 years ago
Strategic Agility and Innovation Management - <a href="http://www.microsoft.com/education/competencies/comp_strategicagilityandinnovationmanagement.mspx" rel="nofollow">http://www.microsoft.com/education/competencies/comp_strateg...</a><p>Really, Microsoft...
defenabout 15 years ago
&#62; Do I ever encourage a near party atmosphere because of my comfort with using humor?<p>How many points do I get for encouraging near party atmospheres because of my comfort with using alcohol?
tchvilabout 15 years ago
Hey boss, I learned 50 jokes last year. Will I have my pay rise?
phugoidabout 15 years ago
Humor in the workplace is mostly a way to assert dominance.
asimjalisabout 15 years ago
Level 5: You cracked the humor algorithm and developed a small humor library that now ships with the operating system.
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RiderOfGiraffesabout 15 years ago
I'm surprised they haven't used a PowerPoint presentation.
houseabsoluteabout 15 years ago
Humor: something Microsoft could stand to learn a bit of.
mindcreekabout 15 years ago
Guide itself is more funny than the subject.
navyrainabout 15 years ago
I can't believe this is real. Just wow.
Raphaelabout 15 years ago
I don't get it.
cptvideoabout 15 years ago
Is this a joke?
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pw0ncakesabout 15 years ago
Say "Aidsfart" four times fast. Now say it backwards. Now stick out your tongue.
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