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The First COBOL Bootcamp

42 pointsby dyabout 8 years ago

10 comments

tekkkabout 8 years ago
&quot;Hello COBOL Cutting Edge Computer-Age Classic&quot;<p>000100 IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.<p>000200 PROGRAM-ID. HELLOWORLD.<p>000300<p>000400 ENVIRONMENT DIVISION.<p>000500 CONFIGURATION SECTION.<p>000600 SOURCE-COMPUTER. RM-COBOL.<p>000700 OBJECT-COMPUTER. RM-COBOL.<p>000800<p>000900 DATA DIVISION.<p>001000 FILE SECTION.<p>001100<p>101200 PROCEDURE DIVISION.<p>101300<p>101400 MAIN-LOGIC SECTION.<p>101500 DISPLAY &quot;Hello world, I&#x27;m back!&quot;<p>101600 STOP RUN.<p>If this ain&#x27;t april fools joke lord have mercy on us.
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ams6110about 8 years ago
Someday people will be posting similar Javascript jabs on April 1 and laughing about how people could ever have had serious jobs working with such a ridiculous language.
nicolethenerdabout 8 years ago
In case people are confused - the Grace Hopper Program at Fullstack Academy is a real bootcamp. They do not teach COBOL - that&#x27;s the April Fool&#x27;s joke.
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nevi-meabout 8 years ago
This is interesting. I think 2020 is an achievable number.<p>I&#x27;m an accountant by profession, and since I program; I got thrown into a project at work where we had to reverse-engineer COBOL code to figure out what the banking system was doing. It was a painful exercise by today&#x27;s standards as the code was badly written, but we pulled through.<p>There was a script of a few thousand lines, which calculated interest on most of the cheque and investment products. It had the &quot;here be dragons&quot; disclaimer. After defeating the dragons, I asked if I could add &quot;dragon slayer was here&quot;, but that wasn&#x27;t going to happen, so I made it my pinned tweet (@nevi_me).<p>I wonder if it would be worth my while to join the bootcamp and learn COBOL properly.
adrianratnapalaabout 8 years ago
I thought this was going to be a historical article about some training camp Admiral Hopper arranged for swabbies who needed to learn COBOL.<p>Or at least for swabbies who <i>needed</i> to learn programming and were <i>going</i> learn COBOL because the way admiralty works.
yomlyabout 8 years ago
Given that I&#x27;ve heard day rates as high as £2000 for a CIVIL engineer, this would be great if it is a real thing. Alas, the timing of the post suggests otherwise...
Immortalinabout 8 years ago
This is not satire right?
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goatloverabout 8 years ago
What, no mention of moving the mainframe to web assembly?
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PretzelFischabout 8 years ago
what is the significances of 2020 in COLBOL? Given the 2038 issue COLBOL may again become in high demand.
ape4about 8 years ago
cobol would be much nicer if it accepted camelCase.