I was unable to find my all-time favorite review, which is for a 55 gallon tub of lubricant. Here's an excerpt:<p>"So I "took the initiative", as women like men to do, and rolled the barrel out into the living room. "Ready to tap the keg?" I joked, and by "keg" I meant "55-gallon barrel of personal lubricant." She looked at me all shocked, and said "That's it, I'm out of here!" I asked why, since she didn't need to run to Walgreens for more lubricant - there was plenty right here. But she didn't answer, and got up to leave anyway."<p>Find the rest here: <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/review/B005MR3IVO/R1LF7VHD9NF8GI?ref_=glimp_1rv_cl" rel="nofollow">https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/review/B005MR3IVO/R1LF7VHD9NF8G...</a>
If you like that there's an entire subreddit almost dedicated to funky Amazon reviews: /r/wtfamazon. Not everything there is great but there often is a few gems :).
I was checking if <a href="http://amazon.reviews" rel="nofollow">http://amazon.reviews</a> existed. Indeed it does, and its sole purpose is to redirect to this page.
Why is it on the front page and, most importantly, why is it #1? Just because Amazon selected top 3 most helpful reviews for some random products? I honestly don't get it.