People love to scroll. Don't annoy them by using fixed headers: <a href="http://zichy.de/public/siufh.html" rel="nofollow">http://zichy.de/public/siufh.html</a>.
They don't when the page wants to load 8 different external scripts, 5 different tracking beacons, 13 things automatically blocked by uBlock Origin, and then even when you enable all scripts it still just says "Yes they do."
Theres a great article on UXMyths discussing the myth that users don't scroll: <a href="http://uxmyths.com/post/654047943/myth-people-dont-scroll" rel="nofollow">http://uxmyths.com/post/654047943/myth-people-dont-scroll</a>
Well this was confusing. I wouldn't consider my monitor to be particularly large or high res (Apple 27, 2560 x 1440) and I didn't have to scroll to see the 'Yes they do' message
Betteridge's law, despite the cute little thing at the bottom.<p>I actually closed the window the first time, because it looked like the site had just failed. Then I suspected a self-referential joke and there it was. So a funny once, otherwise no.