<a href="http://unsuck-it.com/as-soon-as-possible-asap/" rel="nofollow">http://unsuck-it.com/as-soon-as-possible-asap/</a>
Strange; Whenever someone tells me they need something ASAP, I generally consider it to mean "they don't know when they need it, so it's not important".
Eat your Own Dog Food is the one I never get. I know it's supposed to mean that your dog food should be good enough to eat yourself, but it's akin to expecting the CEO of a pet food company to open a can and start eating!
Maybe I'm betraying my corporate institutionalization here but I was reading through the list and going "Hey, that isn't so bad, is it?".<p>Are terms like boilerplate, 'at the end of the day' so bad? :)
I was once in an industry meeting with representatives from five major corporations. The corporate-speak got so bad sometimes I could barely follow it. It was like a different dialect.<p>After a while I noticed that the more unpleasant the thing the speaker was trying to convey, the thicker the dialect got. One guy treated us to five minutes of near-impenentrable jargon that ultimately boiled down to "what's in it for us?"
If this sort of thing catches your fancy, the <i>Dictionary of Corporate Bullshit</i> (<a href="http://corporatebs.com/" rel="nofollow">http://corporatebs.com/</a>) is a fine collection of humorous definitions.
<a href="http://unsuck-it.com/?s=asdf" rel="nofollow">http://unsuck-it.com/?s=asdf</a><p>I like the response page when you search for something that's not defined.
Hmm, they got synergy in there as well:
<i>Unsucked: Working together.</i><p>An addendum would be: Leech-y, take advantage of a said <i>synergy</i> situation, etc.