See also, this italian version that did the rounds a couple of weeks ago: <a href="https://twitter.com/koenfucius/status/997783004155187200" rel="nofollow">https://twitter.com/koenfucius/status/997783004155187200</a>
Rough translation:
GDPR - General Data Protection Regulation<p>Attention!
In our butcher shop we might ask you for your name and memorize which kind of meat you like. If you don't want us to do that please shout "I do not approve!" when entering.<p>We will pretend to not know you in that case.<p>Btw, it's an Austrian butcher shop :)
best i ve read so far: <a href="https://writershq.co.uk/privacy-policy/" rel="nofollow">https://writershq.co.uk/privacy-policy/</a>
Despite the fun part, if they keep notes of their client names, it has to be GDPR compliant.<p>That’s the example I give to my client, but with a hairdresser. If they give you fidelity card and they got a copy of your name in a cardboard box, then yes they have to comply to GDPR.<p>Here in France, even the media says that GDPR is for internet companies, not explaining that it’s for every companies. So most of them are surprised when you tell them they have to be compliant.
This completely misses the point, and it's telling that it gets votes. The GDPR does not regulate what you personally know, it is about collections of information outside of your brain.