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Grouspawn.com: What if

1 pointsby jkhawajaover 14 years ago
Grouspawn.com? An extension of Groupon.com that deals with dating and fertelizing to make more babies.<p>So first you buy a groupon. Then go out on a date and after 9 months have a baby. Grouspawn will give out a college grant to your baby who is a product of the company.<p>It's a very interesting idea. But, I think it might just lead to national over population for no reason.<p>It's future may not be as bright as it may seem. Here is why:<p>What if it's not the right time to have a baby and you were motivated to have a baby just because of a deal.<p>What if you've already figured out a way of how you will use the grant for yourself.<p>What if you name your baby "Groupon".<p>What if you're a jerk and you abandon the groupon baby<p>What if groupon babies start appearing in random trash cans because the parents didn't have the money to take care of them.<p>What if you're baby grows up just to meet other groupon babies who never got the grant ( only 2 get once a year). Not so "G" in school.<p>What if you have more babies than you want just so that one of your babies gets grants.<p>What if the groupon baby sell you're soul at 90 % off discount and takes over all the money you spend.<p>Remember, best way to save money is not to spend.

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