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How to Be a Man

26 pointsby getpabout 17 years ago

14 comments

comatose_kidabout 17 years ago
What? All you need to become an authority on personal development is to have been a software engineer? Okay, I'll bite:<p>How to Be a Manly Man:<p>1. 100 pushups. In a row. While chugging beer.<p>2. Laugh at other 'men' who enjoy romantic comedies.<p>3. You must have enough chest hair to stuff pillows.<p>4. Write a web application in machine language.<p>5. Put your children first. Until they get in the way of your principles. Then put the little buggers up for adoption.<p>6. Be confident. It worked for the president when he invaded Iraq.<p>7. Make real decisions decisively. It worked for the president when he invaded Iraq.<p>8. Die well. Don't make huge gasping sounds when you go, that'll just make you look wimpy. Instead, why not place a broadsword across your chest?<p>9. Write essays with empty platitudes about how to be a manly man.<p>I stopped at 9 instead of 10, because I firmly believe that real men believe in quality over quantity. Oh, in case you're interested, I'm available for personal development consulting...
stiffabout 17 years ago
If you need a "tutorial" on how to be a man from some guy claiming psychic abilities, you're surely not a man...
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omouseabout 17 years ago
This is getting up-voted? Ugh.
jamesbrittabout 17 years ago
"Life will test the man to see if he’s willing to put loyalty to others ahead of loyalty to his principles."<p>But one of my principles is loyalty to people I love!<p>Man? Not man? Man?<p>Oh, man! My head asplode.
jamesbrittabout 17 years ago
Is there anything there that does not apply equally to women?
thomasswiftabout 17 years ago
Mmm, sure. That and a pair of testicles.
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neilkabout 17 years ago
0. Don't accept someone else's definition of what you ought to be.<p>(Fixed that for you.)
workpostabout 17 years ago
"a man isn’t ready to live until he accepts that he’s already dead."<p>That's a good rule to live by. Not so sure about the rest of the article..
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andreyfabout 17 years ago
Can someone kill this, please?
michaelrabout 17 years ago
How to Lose Readers
vladabout 17 years ago
He's a former software developer, for those who don't know.
wheelsabout 17 years ago
Coming up soon in my blog, "How To Be An Asshat"
jksmithabout 17 years ago
For those who catch the reference, i'll throw Steve a porkchop.<p>The piece is an easy target for ridicule and jokes, but read something like "The Fountainhead" or at least watch the fairly faithful movie. You might soften your opinion a bit.
mironathetinabout 17 years ago
OMG!