I still don't understand what I'm seeing. Was this a choose your own adventure Twitter thread?<p>Edit: Yes, it was. This wasn't immediately obvious since the Thread Reader site strips out all of the polls.
Original Twitter thread is here:
<a href="https://twitter.com/vornietom/status/1088883750857887744" rel="nofollow">https://twitter.com/vornietom/status/1088883750857887744</a>
The Twitter thread format is so awful for this. I saw this on Twitter the day she wrote it, but she was apparently only half done. The last line I read was "Nobody is going to believe your first day in the new job story." which sounded enough like a conclusion that I thought it was over. Went away feeling totally underwhelmed, and if I read it over again now it's just not going to be the same.