Amidst history's mist, turgid frost<p>Voicemail is missing, emails lost<p>Bytes and bits fade<p>Information is toast<p>"Welcome!" to this future dark age!<p>"You have mail!" you silly ghost!<p>~recovered data fragment from optical disc, late 20th century, all other works by this author presumed lost in 2015 tsunami or 2031 firestorm.