Just need a hacker dude and we'll be rich

This looks like a reasonable advertisement for a first technical hire at a somewhat flaky startup self-evident web marketing competence. (yes, we're onto your game)<p>What's the big deal?

Of the "I just need a hacker" posts, it's among the best.<p>Maybe it's still damned by its genre.

What happened to consistency? You people disappoint me. I clicked on this comment thread expecting disdainful sneers, not cautious optimism.

What beverage would you ask them to buy you? I'd ask for a Becks. What does that say about me? I dunno.

<i>You'll be the first true hire [...]</i><p>Hired people work for salary. The kind of people who qualify either command high salaries or shares.<p>Other than that it sounds like a nice job for a 20-year old hacker wanting to get some experience and buff up that resume in the process.

Only a nonhacker would care about degrees...

Interior decorating meets machine learning... I'm laughing right now, but I'm kinda interested.

degrees schmegrees

ads like these make me feel like I should change my major to CS, but I don't want to take all the required science classes

Make it a Dew