The claim of instantaneous wave collapse has rubbed me the wrong way ever since I learned about relativistic time dilation and the flexible nature of simultanaety. Time needs to be part of it all, somehow, for it to really make sense.
With a degree in Computer Science and only basic knowledge of Quantum Mechanics my worthless thoughts are<p>1. Multiple pointers to the same memory location<p>2. Late binding / lazy execution (how about timing attacks to the Universe?)<p>3. The distance that matters for information exchange is in a different space where entangled particles are very close despite the distance we observe in this space.