This isn't the story—the story is that Apple killed two machines today:<p>- The non-touchbar MacBook Pro (RIP, function row)<p>- The 12" "MacBook" (which I adored, largely because it was so tiny)<p>What's strange is that it appears that this was a streamlining effort—but if you get into the weeds and look at the "base" model 13" MacBook Pro, it's not the same machine: it has two Thunderbolt ports, rather than four, despite sharing the same moniker as the higher-end MacBook Pro. Go up a model, and you get four for more money along with the better processor, which isn't immediately clear, either.<p>That means it's got fewer thunderbolt lanes, as well, which is a classic nickel and dime move that's going to make it even more confusing given most people just buy the base model.