Cultivate your Redis instances. Beta starting soon

Hi, I'm somebody you don't know from Adam. I don't say anything interesting about this idea I have, but here's a picture of vegetables, and I just name dropped the techno-toy du jour. Please enter your email in this box [____] which I will of course only use responsibly.

The title of this post sounds interesting, but I don't want my production data touched by, or hosted on, something hip. Reliable, sure. Hip, no.