Appsumo has a killer Lean Startup Bundle coming next month and I need your help to get this right. I need a quip to print on a sticker that geeks worldwide will proudly sport on their laptops. It can be an image (Ries with the Che Guevara treatment?) or a would-be slogan.<p>It must be hilarious, speak to the lean startup "movement" and printable on a sticker<p>Here's a few to start you off:
"Pivot", "My MVP just facebooked your mom" and "Iterate or Die"<p>CAN YOU SEE WHY I NEED HELP?<p>What's in it for you? Seeing your words on the laptops of your cohort! A good word from me to the Masters of the Universe aka McClure and Ries!<p>Leave a comment that we can use on the stickers! Thanks!
Well, I need help from AppSumo ;-)<p>I get emails about things I want to buy from AppSumo. I click through to your website on the same day I receive said emails. Your site confirms my email address. I'm then shown a DIFFERENT product/bundle than what I was emailed about. It has happened twice...and makes me less likely to click through in the future. I thought AppSumo usually only offered one bundle at a time, so I'm confused as to how this is happening...?
Ohhh! I like these things.<p>1. "Lean startups, disrupting your business from Day 1"<p>2.
i) launch a dipshit company
ii) pivot
iii) ????
iv) exit for $25m dollars<p>3. if you mention the term lean startups again, im going to pivot my fist into your face<p>4. lean startups - leaning over your competitors shoulder and copying<p>5. more hacking, less hacker news<p>6. be like water, pivot (picture of bruce lee in the background)<p>7. only upstarts start startups<p>8. imvu is pronounced im-vu not i-m-v-u<p>9. lean startups - turning 1 year failures into 5 year deathmarches
"Ramen rich"
"Startup or shutup"
"Powered by Caffeine"
"I API, therefore I am"
"Scale this"
"Lean, mean and coding"
"hack or be hacked"
"sql injection happens"
"fail fast"