National Enquirer says Apple CEO Steve Jobs has six weeks to live

Related:<p><a href="http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2228842" rel="nofollow">http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2228842</a><p><a href="http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2228854" rel="nofollow">http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2228854</a><p><a href="http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2230042" rel="nofollow">http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2230042</a><p><a href="http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2230361" rel="nofollow">http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2230361</a><p><a href="http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2230497" rel="nofollow">http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2230497</a><p><a href="http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2230702" rel="nofollow">http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2230702</a><p>I seriously hope I never become famous.

If you add up all the publications this story has appeared in, he must have at least 60 years ahead of him.