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A joke about the difference between mathematicians and physicists

29 pointsby tazedsoulalmost 5 years ago

13 comments

xdavidliualmost 5 years ago
&gt; A physicist and a mathematician are flying cross-country together. Each is keeping a diary of the trip. They fly over a white horse in Iowa. The physicist writes, &#x27;There is a white horse in Iowa.&#x27; The mathematician writes, &#x27;There exists, somewhere in the Midwest, a horse, white on top.<p>Reminds me of a quote from a favorite textbook [1] of mine:<p>&gt; In mathematics, an argument must be airtight; that is, convincing in an absolute sense. In everyday life ... the standard of proof is lower ... evidence plays no role in a mathematical proof. A mathematician demands proof beyond _any_ doubt.<p>It&#x27;s interesting how in the sciences, we worship at the altar of the almighty Evidence. However, in math, not even evidence is good enough.<p>[1] p. 17, _Introduction to the theory of computation, third edition, by Michael Sipser
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aidenn0almost 5 years ago
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are asked to determine the volume of a red ball.<p>The mathematician takes calipers to determine the diameter and uses the formula for area of a sphere.<p>The physicist fills a bucket completely, places it in a larger bucket, submerges the ball and then measures the volume of the water that spilled.<p>The engineer reads the part number off the bottom of the ball, and then copies the volume from the data sheet.
jdsampayoalmost 5 years ago
I remember a similar joke from a book some years ago from the school:<p>An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are on a train crossing an unknown country. Suddenly, the engineer leaning out of the window says: &quot;in this country the sheep are black!&quot;; the physicist corrects: &quot;in this region of the country, some sheep are black&quot;; the mathematician limits himself saying: &quot;at least from one of their sides.&quot;
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sunstonealmost 5 years ago
The version I know goes like this:<p>A physicist, a mathematician and a logician are taking the train to Scotland. As the train crosses the border they see a black sheep on a hillside. The physicist remarks, &quot;Oh look all the sheep in Scotland are black.&quot; The mathematician replies, &quot;Oh you can&#x27;t quite conclude that, the most you can say is at least one sheep in Scotland is black.&quot; Then the logician says, &quot;Well really the most you can say is that at least one sheep in Scotland is black on one side.&quot;
jake_morrisonalmost 5 years ago
Physics is mathematics with the constraint of reality.<p>Engineering is physics with the constraint of money.
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BluSynalmost 5 years ago
Seems there are many variations on this joke.<p>The one I know:<p>An astronomer, a physicist and a mathematician go for a walk in the countryside. They spy a black sheep in the distance.<p>The astronomer immediately proclaims, &quot;All sheep are black!&quot;<p>The physicist thinks for a moment and suggests, &quot;Some sheep are black.&quot;<p>The mathematician ponders awhile and says, &quot;There exists a sheep such that at minimum one of its sides is black.&quot;
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wtmtalmost 5 years ago
This is a bit related:<p><i>xkcd: Certainty</i> [1]<p>Edit: Here’s the text transcript:<p><i>&gt; [A door seen from a hallway, with &quot;Teachers&#x27; Lounge&quot; on the glass, next to the door is a sign reading &quot;Award.&quot; Inside the door are two teachers talking.]<p>&gt; Megan: My students drew me into another political argument.<p>&gt; Cueball: Eh; it happens.<p>&gt; Megan: Lately, political debates bother me. They just show how good smart people are at rationalizing.<p>&gt; [The two teachers continue talking. A third one is seen reading a book on a sofa.]<p>&gt; Megan: The world is so complicated - the more I learn, the less clear anything gets. There are too many ideas and arguments to pick and choose from. How can I trust myself to know the truth about anything? And if everything I know is so shaky, what on Earth am I doing teaching?<p>&gt; Cueball: I guess you just do your best. No one can impart perfect universal truths to their students.<p>&gt; Miss Lenhart:</i> <i></i><i>ahem</i><i></i><p><i>&gt; Cueball: ...Except math teachers.<p>&gt; Miss Lenhart: Thank you.</i><p>[1]: <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;xkcd.com&#x2F;263&#x2F;" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;xkcd.com&#x2F;263&#x2F;</a>
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nojokesalmost 5 years ago
A mathematician, physicist and biologist sit in a street café, guarding people leaving and entering the opposite house. They see that 2 people go to the house first. Some time passes and they notice that 3 people are leaving the house and start to discuss about the meaning of this observation. Physicist: &quot;The measurement may have not been accurate enough.&quot; The biologist: &quot;They may have reproduced inside.&quot; Mathematician: &quot;If exactly one person went into the house now, the house would be empty again.&quot;
tazedsoulalmost 5 years ago
A wonderful and amusing anecdote that shows how both types differ. This comes from &quot;The Man Who Loved Only Numbers,&quot; a book about the mathematician Paul Erdős.
082349872349872almost 5 years ago
For a physicist, taking a mixed solution isn&#x27;t &quot;game theoretic&quot;, it&#x27;s an &quot;ensemble average&quot; solution.<p>(... and, thinking of time-averaging, you all have forgotten &quot;on at least one side, at least once during their lifetime.&quot; If programming has taught me anything, it&#x27;s that variables won&#x27;t yet constants aren&#x27;t.)
ytersalmost 5 years ago
If they knew the labels were switched, they know which one held caffeinated coffee...even the physicist is too sophisticated...
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xtiansimonalmost 5 years ago
&gt; &quot;The physicist writes, &#x27;There is a white horse in Iowa.&#x27; The mathematician writes, &#x27;There exists, somewhere in the Midwest, a horse, white on top.&quot;<p>I&#x27;m neither a mathematician nor physicist...but this seems like a category error to me. What the heck does a mathematician care about horses?
qubexalmost 5 years ago
I’ve heard this joke in another guise:<p>An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are sitting in a train compartment and travelling through some countryside. Presently they come upon a field, which contains a white sheep.<p>“Oh look, in this country sheep are white!”, exclaims the engineer. “Oh, how unwarranted!”, exclaims the physicist “in this country, there exists a white sheep, on a specific field.” The mathematician just tut-tuts and curses under his breath. “In this country there exists at least one field, wherein there exists at least one sheep, <i>at least one side of which is white</i>.”<p>Oh, and another great one I enjoy:<p>An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician sign up for a psychology experiment. They are each locked in a room with a tin of baked beans, the idea being that they will have to figure out how to open the tin with no tools in order not to starve.<p>Sometime later, the experimenters check up on them.<p>First, they come to the engineer’s cell. There’s a contented engineer sitting in the corner, craters on the wall, and the shrapnel of a totally shredded can strewn around. They ask him what he did. “Oh, I just battered it up against the wall.” Fair enough, they think.<p>Next, they check in on the physicist. They find him somewhat dishevelled, the walls covered with scratched calculations, and a neatly severed can in the middle of the room. They ask him for his account. “Oh, I calculated that if I emitted a note on a certain pitch, resonance would eventually cleave the can in half. It took me some time to figure out the note, though.” Again, fair enough.<p>Finally they get to the mathematician, whom they find shrivelled up, sitting cross-legged on the floor in front of an intact can as if venerating it, muttering “<i>assume the can is open, assume the can is open</i>”.<p>:)