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Tabloid: The Clickbait Headline Programming Language

245 pointsby benaubinover 4 years ago

20 comments

thesephistover 4 years ago
Hey HN! Author here, feel free to AMA. I&#x27;ve made less joke-y languages too before, most prominently Ink [0] which I use to write some of my own apps for personal notes&#x2F;contacts&#x2F;etc.<p>[0] <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;dotink.co&#x2F;" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;dotink.co&#x2F;</a>
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linux2647over 4 years ago
&gt; But why?<p>&gt; Didn&#x27;t want to do homework for my database systems class, and needed something to do to procrastinate.<p>Amazing answer. But actually, I’ve found this to be true in my own life. Sometimes I work on a problem for too long and a creative break allows for improved creativity to flow when I go back to the original problem.
fredleblancover 4 years ago
Since we&#x27;re pitching ideas, I&#x27;ll pitch comments be any line that starts with &quot;OFF THE RECORD...&quot;
phrzover 4 years ago
I suggest &quot;10 EASY STEPS FOR BETTER i&quot; as for(i=0;i&lt;10;i++).
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Joker_vDover 4 years ago
But does it support fake news?<p><pre><code> WHAT IF TOTALLY RIGHT IS ACTUALLY COMPLETELY WRONG RUMOR HAS IT YOU WON&#x27;T WANT TO MISS &#x27;Alt-facts in logic&#x27; END OF STORY LIES! RUMOR HAS IT YOU WON&#x27;T WANT TO MISS &#x27;Fake news are not discovered yet&#x27; END OF STORY PLEASE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE </code></pre> It prints that &quot;FAKE NEWS ARE NOT DISCOVERED YET!&quot;, disappointingly enough.
edtechdevover 4 years ago
Arnold Schwarzenegger based programming language <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;github.com&#x2F;lhartikk&#x2F;ArnoldC" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;github.com&#x2F;lhartikk&#x2F;ArnoldC</a>
Al-Khwarizmiover 4 years ago
Proposed extensions:<p><pre><code> Assert(x==0): YOU WON&#x27;T BELIEVE x IS ACTUALLY 0 x&lt;y: x GETS OWNED BY y Define a struct&#x2F;record: 2 THINGS YOU DON&#x27;T KNOW ABOUT A rectangle base height</code></pre>
kerblangover 4 years ago
Brilliant!<p>However: Ideally, someone would create a meta-language for defining the next ArnoldC&#x2F;LolCat&#x2F;Intercal&#x2F;...Tabloid, assuming there will be a next, which I&#x27;m sure there is (nobody made a porn-based language yet, rule 33 or whatever number it was).
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bitwizeover 4 years ago
It&#x27;s cute, but a real language needs a lambda operator. I propose ONE WEIRD TRICK.
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4caoover 4 years ago
Excellent!<p>&gt; PLEASE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE<p>(= END [of program])<p>How about YouTuBasic?
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CornCobsover 4 years ago
Love this idea. Maybe you could add random value generation?<p>E.g. EXPERTS CLAIM &lt;var&gt; TO BE &lt;type&gt;. IT WILL SURPRISE YOU!
benaubinover 4 years ago
Needs async&#x2F;await:<p>async: DEVELOPING STORY [DISCOVER HOW TO...]<p>await: STAY TUNED FOR [expr]
dTalover 4 years ago
I think &quot;TOTALLY RIGHT&quot; and &quot;COMPLETELY WRONG&quot; should be changed to &quot;CONFIRMED&quot; and &quot;BUSTED&quot;.
mellosoulsover 4 years ago
Apart from anything else, the website itself is a great intro to the language, terrific UX; fun, witty and focused.<p>Great job!
noivover 4 years ago
Any one interested to start a Clickbait to React Transpiler?
darepublicover 4 years ago
can&#x27;t wait for the NLP that can compile transcripts of the national inquirer into working code
kodeninjaover 4 years ago
WHY I LOVE THIS--I&#x27;ve never laughed so hard while reading an HN post.<p>Great job!
anton96over 4 years ago
I wonder what It would give with Nathan W Pyle&#x27;s Alien.
annexrichmondover 4 years ago
You won&#x27;t believe what&#x27;s on line 7!
baltimoreover 4 years ago
From 2005: <a href="http:&#x2F;&#x2F;compsci.ca&#x2F;v3&#x2F;viewtopic.php?t=8253" rel="nofollow">http:&#x2F;&#x2F;compsci.ca&#x2F;v3&#x2F;viewtopic.php?t=8253</a>