>In it, Mr Barnes said that he apologised for his "repeatedly false and untrue statements... made to maliciously defame Sea View. These reviews were written out of anger and malice".<p>It reminds me of the memorable apologies uttered by John Cleese in a "A fish called Wanda":<p><a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095159/quotes/qt0320188" rel="nofollow">https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095159/quotes/qt0320188</a>