Whether you celebrate the birth of the Risen Christ<p>Or get take-out Chinese food to eat with your family<p>Whether you celebrate the dawning of the Light of the World<p>Or just bring a big bucket of KFC home<p>Whether you celebrate the introduction of the New Covenant<p>Or are still smoky from a Solstice bonfire<p>Whether you celebrate the Birth by the Virgin Mary, Mother of God<p>Or are hunkering down in the eye of calm between the holiday rush and the post-holiday rush<p>Whether you wake to the gifts of Saint Nicholas<p>Or are just confused about what these laowai are going on about<p>Merry Christmas!