I would add the marquee tag reinterpreted for 2011:<p>1. Tweets constantly scrolling through a sidebar
2. Unstoppable huge slide show above the content you claim to want me to read<p>And of course,<p>Autoplay video with sound.
Oh! Please add site added toolbars on the top, the bottom, and the sides of the browser window, usually adding the ability to tweet, facebook, subscribe, feedback, blah blah blah take up your window space.
"I decided to copy the JavaScript and create a library"<p>Anyone else worried about using this now? Let alone owning it? (Until I see a license on the original.)