The Matt Cutts Debunking Flowchart

I love that Danny Sullivan put an explicit "Is it on Hacker News?" question on the flowchart. :)

Matt Cutts must now debunk the myth of the "Matt Cutts Debunking Flowchart", per the "Matt Cutts Debunking Flowchart".

Just out of curiosity, what are the outrageous claims that have come up?

From his videos, it would appear as if Matt Cutts is a Nice Guy. Can anyone confirm this?

Just curious...What tool was used to create this flowchart?

It is interesting to note that it is impossible for a theory spouted by nutjobs to be true in this flowchart. A non-nutjob must endorse a theory before it enters the realm of possibly true. Danny must have an incredibly low opinion of conspiracy theorists and a high opinion of Google's practices. ;)

This chart makes it look as though Matt's fine as long as they're no worse than Bing. Somehow I doubt it's as simple as that.

-5 points for frame-breaking.