TechEcho

I don’t know, he ransomware!Let's post more Jokes and Funny things here on HN to bring some cheer :)Joke Credit: https://upjoke.com/hacker-jokes

An SQL query walks into a bar, goes up to two tables and says; do you mind if I join you?

Saying "Java is nice because it works on all OS" is like saying "Anal sex is nice because it works on all gender".

<a href="https://github.com/wesbos/dad-jokes" rel="nofollow">https://github.com/wesbos/dad-jokes</a>I'll just leave this here.

What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?Inheritance

"Editing is a rewording activity." - Epigram on Programming 110 (<a href="https://cpsc.yale.edu/epigrams-programming" rel="nofollow">https://cpsc.yale.edu/epigrams-programming</a>)I'm curious why this post has survived so long, it's the first time I've seen shitposting reach the frontpage here.

There are 10 people in this world. Those who understand binary; and those who don't.

There was a problem at the Indian restaurant the other day. It was naan issue.

While I second the cheer motion ...... I think we should -improve- the jokes :)(ouch!)

This is probably the the worst confluence of programmer & dad jokes I have ever seen.I love it.