I once told an Objective-C joke, but nobody got the message.<p>The thing about NTP jokes is you have to get the timing right.<p>I broke up with Java last week, and I still couldn't get any closure.<p>(I could go on, but I'll spare you - yes, I just thought of these, is it that obvious?)
What was wrong with the plain text version? <a href="http://attrition.org/misc/ee/protolol.txt" rel="nofollow">http://attrition.org/misc/ee/protolol.txt</a><p>Much easier to skim through quickly.
Since I get all the protolol jokes and I am sure there are very limited number of people on this earth who gets them, I feel like I am part of some technology brotherhood and that makes me feel good :)
Some of those are suprisingly funny. I would really like to see some kind of voting / sorting option, so the better ones can float to the top (although that would break the ...fragmentation... jokes)
Too many jokes from yoshicool. One of these puns is funny. One about every TCP protocol from 1 to 1024 is ... unfunny.<p>Did you hear the one about HTTP? Transfer-encoding: chunked.<p>(See? Not funny.)