Shit User Story

<p><pre><code> As a... – user I want to... – ensure the developers behind the product have robustly debated the benefits of tabs vs spaces So that... – I get more value from the product </code></pre> Well that cuts to the quick.

While trying to share these links in Twitter:<p>As a...<p>- App user<p>I want to...<p>-Have a new menu item load just before I tap the menu item I wanted<p>So that...<p>-I can explore parts of the UI I wouldn&#x27;t otherwise use

<p><pre><code> As a... - website user I want to... - do multiple clicks and scroll and find non-obvious buttons So that... - I get the minimum cookie choice i want.</code></pre>

Does anyone know why this is implemented?<p>As a... – registered user I want to... – check the ‘remember me’ checkbox So that... – I am merely placated by the placebo effect

I have sometimes wondered what the product manager writes on these types of Jira tickets..

Wow. These are so true that it hurts.

These are amazing. None of them are made up, I&#x27;ve personally encountered all of the ones he is talking about so far.