This reminds me. A friend who's a traveling nurse told me that a lot of guys get ingrown hairs, and infections in their groin area. So she looks at a lot of balls every week.<p>A few months later, she sent me a photo of her holding up two melons to her breasts she picked from her garden. I replied with a photo of two tomatoes next to my crotch I picked in my garden. She got super offended! She's still mad at me. Who was in the wrong?
Reminds of that old slang “hang brain.”[1]<p>[1] <a href="https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hang%20brain" rel="nofollow">https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hang%20brain</a>. Also a map in the excellent Marathon FPS series.