"“Neural network–based urban rainfall trend estimation and adolescent anxiety management,”
by Mengjiao Liang, of Jiujiang University.<p>“The characteristics of rainfall in coastal areas and the intelligent library book push system oriented to the Internet of Things,”
was purportedly written by Hailing Chi, of the library at the Zibo Vocational Institute in Shandong —<p>which we loosely summarize as: “The rain in Spain falls mainly on my new smart refrigerator.”<p>And, perhaps our favorite,
“Distribution of earthquake activity in mountain area based on embedded system and physical fitness detection of basketball,”<p>which sounds like it might be the poorly-written elevator pitch for a new animated movie in which The Smurfs meet a volatile Shaq. "
Dupe of <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29139537" rel="nofollow">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29139537</a>