In the spirit of giving, we give you ZSV/lib, a fully-baked SIMD-powered CSV parser and extensible standalone utility. This is the initial alpha release, and includes select, sql, count, desc(rice), pretty, flatten, 2json, 2tsv, serialize and stack commands, along with a web playground (<a href="https://zsvhub.com/playground" rel="nofollow">https://zsvhub.com/playground</a>) demonstrating an extension for converting XLSX/M, generating stratifications and much, much more to come soon. Feedback appreciated. Enjoy!!