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Heartfuck

58 pointsby diogenesjuniorover 3 years ago

11 comments

hypertele-Xiiover 3 years ago
This is a joke. The problem is it's a boring and derivative joke. Brainfuck is 99% of the joke, then Heartfuck goes "haha guys what if instead of <>+-.,[] we used various heart emoji?" and it just isn't nearly as funny as the original joke, Brainfuck. This is less funny than most intentionally-unfunny memes.
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fuzzylightbulbover 3 years ago
I wish the emoji they selected for > was visibly distinct from the emoji for -, which is also nearly indistinguishable from the emoji for +. It pains me to say this but I think this language might not be ready for prime time.
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type_enthusiastover 3 years ago
A sort of similar thing from 2020: <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;jeremyrsmith.github.io&#x2F;feels&#x2F;" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;jeremyrsmith.github.io&#x2F;feels&#x2F;</a><p>The idea being that a brainf*ck-ish like program could also be incoherent screaming into the void (which I think a lot of people felt like doing in 2020)
TiredGuyover 3 years ago
Before clicking the link, I thought this was going to be like Brainfuck but instead of having crazy syntax that fucked with your brain, it would have crazy tooling and yak-shaving that quickly made you lose heart before ever being able to actually get a program to run and deploy.
mikewarotover 3 years ago
This impedance matched my brain just enough to now get the point behind brainfuck. You could quite easily write a forth interpreter in it.<p>Could this help me understand Turing machines? Just checked... nope, they still seem weird.
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er4hnover 3 years ago
Okay, but is HFaaS[1] on the roadmap? I&#x27;d ask if there is a PoC of it running Doom, but with all this love Chex Quest might be a more wholesome choice.<p>[1] - <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;zserge.com&#x2F;posts&#x2F;bfaas&#x2F;" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;zserge.com&#x2F;posts&#x2F;bfaas&#x2F;</a>
bruce343434over 3 years ago
tldr: brainfuck but each token has been replaced with a different heart-related emoji
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mactitanover 3 years ago
It might be fast if implemented on a laser beam instead of tape. (I wonder if it’s technically possible?
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snow_macover 3 years ago
oh god. Could you imagine someone actually using this to write a real program?? Get it into production? oh, my eyes are bleeding....
templar_snowover 3 years ago
Most endearing esoteric programming language yet. Your aunt will love it
jordemortover 3 years ago
I thought this was going to be another OpenSSL bug. I&#x27;m glad it isn&#x27;t.
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