TE
TechEcho
Home24h TopNewestBestAskShowJobs
GitHubTwitter
Home

TechEcho

A tech news platform built with Next.js, providing global tech news and discussions.

GitHubTwitter

Home

HomeNewestBestAskShowJobs

Resources

HackerNews APIOriginal HackerNewsNext.js

© 2025 TechEcho. All rights reserved.

Siri says some weird things

186 pointsby Toddwardover 13 years ago

20 comments

chimeover 13 years ago
If anyone with 4S has some time, I'd like to know how Siri responds to:<p><pre><code> * Map from here to the nearest gas station * Map from here to the nearest gas station, avoid highways * Turn screen darker (or lower brightness) * Redial (last called number) * Turn off 3G when near home * Turn off Wifi when near work * Turn vibrate mode on when near work * Turn vibrate mode off after 6pm * Repeat song (when iPod is playing) * Open HackerNews (saved as bookmark) * Delete Safari cookies * Update AppStore apps * Which actor plays Ryan in The Office? * Alert me when battery has less than half charge</code></pre>
评论 #3106663 未加载
评论 #3106718 未加载
lukiferover 13 years ago
Does the choice of being unable to call 911 seem strange to anyone else? I think the risk of occasional accidental calls [1] is nothing compared to emergency situations where the user is too panicked to operate the touchscreen, or blind, or [insert your own edge case here]. Or is this solely a legal restriction on emergency services?<p>[1] I once somehow butt-dialed 911 on my old dumbphone, which was embarrassing and terrifying. I awkwardly apologized and hung up, and there were no repercussions.
评论 #3105507 未加载
评论 #3105561 未加载
评论 #3106042 未加载
评论 #3106764 未加载
评论 #3106232 未加载
评论 #3105759 未加载
评论 #3105419 未加载
评论 #3105619 未加载
评论 #3106043 未加载
Tiktaalikover 13 years ago
This reminds me of playing around with Dr. Sbaitso when I was a kid. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Sbaitso" rel="nofollow">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Sbaitso</a>
评论 #3106559 未加载
Zakuzaaover 13 years ago
Siri is going to be a great marketing machine for Apple. People will love to show it to their friends. And it all happens on the servers, so there's no end to Siri's incremental 'intelligence'.
评论 #3105918 未加载
ughover 13 years ago
Did the original Siri also do stuff like this?<p>I think it’s a great move on the creators’ part. Building silly stuff like that into Siri creates massive amounts of goodwill. That will make it much harder to really hate Siri when it – inevitably – screws up sometimes.
评论 #3105426 未加载
philwelchover 13 years ago
Siri has to have some massive AI to know where to find weed and hookers. I can't imagine them building in that sort of functionality.
评论 #3106081 未加载
aresantover 13 years ago
As random as some of these seem, clearly Siri has amassed a ton of input data.<p>With the volume of people playing around with Siri I'll bet darn near every clever question has already been asked a dozen times.<p>Heck with that amount of data pouring in Apple could hire a team of comedy writers to just hit the daily top 1000 new questions.<p>Wonder how they are ranking the quality of the responses / satisfaction.
评论 #3105688 未加载
sarbogastover 13 years ago
I have the feeling that this will become a new meme and a few tumblr's will be created about it.
评论 #3106086 未加载
评论 #3106072 未加载
martinkallstromover 13 years ago
Anyone knows if Siri can keep a todo list alongside with the calendar? That would be great, actually. "Siri, what's the three most important things I need to do today?"<p>Also, something I really need assistance with is to be aware of the time it will take me to get to the appointments I have. I always leave my office just a few minutes before I need to be somewhere, no matter if it's within walking distance or fifteen minutes by car. I'm like an infant in this regard. "Siri, let me know when I need to leave for my two o'clock appointment" would be great if it worked.
评论 #3106577 未加载
lukevover 13 years ago
Damn it, now I really want Siri.<p>Too bad I only have an iPhone 4. Pulling the original from the app store was kind of a dick move, Apple. (even though I understand the motivation)
paul9290over 13 years ago
Today, a friend and I have been having fun using the Android version of Siri <a href="http://speaktoit.com" rel="nofollow">http://speaktoit.com</a> (best one we tested).<p>It understands 90 to 95% of the conversation we spoke to it. Also, it understands 8th grade humor type words and reprimands you by saying things like, "Would you talk to your mother like that?"<p>Fun stuff for the 8th grader in all of us!
评论 #3105984 未加载
mvkelover 13 years ago
This stuff is pretty immature, and indicative of it being something Apple didn't build internally. It makes Siri seem gimmicky and highlights the programmed nature of the responses (instead of being more AI-like, as I had hoped).<p>These answers serve no purpose, except for one's buddies to go "heh heh watch what happens when I tell it I'm drunk"
评论 #3111240 未加载
nathanwdavisover 13 years ago
Are these responses real? My first reaction was "Funny, but I'm sure these are photoshopped".
Pentover 13 years ago
This has everything I've thought to ask Siri and more... I'm very impressed. I hope Apple plans on supporting and iterating Siri rather than forgetting about it like they occasionally seem to do...
ak217over 13 years ago
This is actually super awesome and makes me want to get Siri.
redthrowawayover 13 years ago
These are far too entertaining to be Apple's decision. Either they were pre-existing, or a dev hid an easter egg.<p>Regardless, I hope they stay.
评论 #3106119 未加载
评论 #3105582 未加载
Bry789123over 13 years ago
Just an observation I've made, but isn't this almost identical to what WolframAlpha's goals are? With the exception of handling your own personal data, they both seem to work in the same ways: Understanding natural language and interpreting massive amounts of data in different ways. I'd be interested to see how they are different underneath.
jc4pover 13 years ago
I don't understand the Eliza one, am I missing something?
评论 #3106790 未加载
评论 #3107815 未加载
评论 #3106091 未加载
kunalmodiover 13 years ago
how very un-apple, the original voice commands wouldn't even tell you the time
评论 #3105529 未加载
Splinesover 13 years ago
Spoiler alert.<p>I'm looking forward to poking around and finding some of these on my own.