Hello, world! I made an app and here it is.<p>A: Okay, you got yourself 5 seconds.<p>R: So you do a quick configuration, then every-time you call it, you hit enter.<p>A: So it's an command line tool?<p>R: Yes! but for the life terminal, hence it demands an appearance, hence it's an app.<p>A: So I hit Enter, what happens?<p>R: Well, it got only 3 commands, may I?<p>A: Go ahead, I say when.<p>R: So you did the configuration, you have this channel with your love, and..<p>A: Wait! What is! You think you can fool me?<p>R: I'm terribly sorry sir but the configuration takes no more than 10 sec, I assumed you'd expect a full experience once again I'm so sorry.<p>A: You are losing me.<p>R: So the first command, you strangle a dandelion and hand it to your love.<p>A: go on?<p>R: 2nd: you take the dandelion handed by you love.<p>A: and?<p>R: 3rd: blow it.<p>A: What is a dandelion?<p>R: A photo you take within the app.<p>A: like I would expect anything, why don't I use FaceTime or message or sth?<p>R: Does any of them feel like a dandelion?<p>A: what about privacy and all that stuff?<p>R: Well here is what I offer and I shall maintain,[SIGN-IN FREE, AD FREE, NOTIFICATION FREE, NO DATA COLLECTION IN ANY SENSE, TRIVIAL LOCAL MEMORY USAGE], just build a channel for you, where you can strangle a dandelion and<p>A: Okay I get it, but can you do BETTER?<p>R: I'm confidently positive, see, it's in the stage of a usable prototype, but I can't wait to buy my grandma an iPhone and build up the channel, so I just shipped it. A month ago I don't even have a mac but the idea pops up and it was so clear.. Anyway, it's been a heavy month. And any suggestion just throw it in my face as long as it play along with dandelion scene.<p>A: you saying it's an iOS only app?<p>R: Yes it's highly coupled with iCloud service (which won't take up your personal quota) and that's how I made it SIGN-IN FREE and all that..<p>A: what you call it?<p>R: TriviGaGa or 吹微GaGa<p>A: is that Chinese?<p>R: yes and it sounds exactly like 'trivi' and shares the in-literal meaning, I'm a baby creeper in coding but a grumpy old poet (if you allow me to say)<p>A: How much?<p>R: $1.99 buyout but you can only get a free TestFlight version for now.<p>A: Tell me how you feel as a user?<p>R: It kept me reminded(not with notification, but just being in my phone), reminds me how alone I truly am and the fact that nothing I do can fundamentally change that.<p>A: So it's a worthless app from an even less person?<p>R: You are getting to know me.<p>A: You got one last word.<p>R: The in-app guideline is only made a Chinese version because my grandma don't know what a command line tool is. So just swipe it off, for now.<p>A: Like I would give it a try.<p>R: my apology for the last time.