I'd make it do social media on my behalf, to boost my profile without having to do the work myself -- or being tempted to shitpost. I'd also get it to deal with tech recruiters and abuse them if they aren't naming the companies they represent and providing hard numbers on wages.<p>Hell, I'd let my virtual assistant deal with the entire internet so that I need no longer do so. It's thankless work best automated.
- creating listicles while driving<p>- checking if I / my wife turned off the stove, locked the door, turned off the water leaving the house<p>- analyze sensor data, weather reports and camera images to answer questions like "Do I need to water the garden this morning?" or "How are the bees doing?"
Use AI + personal data + sensor data to suggest patterns or correlations in my life that may be helpful or harmful<p>Remind me of birthdays and prompt me to keep me in touch with people<p>Quiz me on subjects I am learning<p>Suggest meals based on what is in the pantry<p>Keep my shopping list up to date<p>Remind me of paperwork, bills and other deadlines