There was a really cool Windows app about 10 years ago that helped you create names for just about anything: <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Summitsoft-00142-7-Name-Brand-Generator/dp/B0012BXOWM" rel="nofollow">https://www.amazon.com/Summitsoft-00142-7-Name-Brand-Generat...</a>
I entered “lisp compiler” and it offered me, among many others, “brainfuckteeth.com”. I can just imagine going to a VC with that proposed name. (It also offered “lisperl.com”, so I guess it knows that Lisp is a programming language.)