> you can download their Linux builds on their website (after making an account, etc, etc)<p>Well here's your next point of failure. Archive that stuff.
Didn't see where he says what CPU, RAM, and monitor resolution it has.<p>Screenshot in TFA blows up nicely. I see at the bottom "996 MHz" and what might be 2 CPU core load meters. So, with mention of Android, we can guess a 2-core 1GHz ARM, anyway.