"Had"? Or "Allocated money for it, but all the bureaucratic grifters stepped in and now all we have is this janky egg timer to flip the switch?"
"Would you like to:<p>1. First strike<p>2. test Dead Hand (BETA, please talk to Vladimir in opulent cubicle #Stalin-ФЮ<p>3. redirect power from closest nuclear silo to potato farm?"<p>clicks 3.<p>"Error: power redirected to Dead Hand. Power levels too high. System unstable. Task failed successfully."