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Ask HN: What are the worst names given to employees of specific companies?

25 pointsby jmartensover 2 years ago
At PagerDuty, employees are Dutonians. At New Relic, they are Relics. At Amazon they are Amazonians.<p>What are the worst names given to employees of specific companies?

32 comments

WalterBrightover 2 years ago
When I was at Aph around 1978, we all trooped off to some electronics convention. Since my job there was assembling prototype boards, when I was getting the badge at the ticket booth, and I was asked my job title, I said &quot;Gnome&quot;.<p>The guy creating the badge was horrified. He asked me several times if I really wanted this, and I confirmed. The Aph people behind me then gave their job titles as &quot;Wizard&quot;, &quot;Nerd&quot;, and some other fantasy terms.<p>Attendees would read our badges and exclaim they should have done the same thing.<p>Thereafter, this became commonplace.<p>I don&#x27;t know if I started this trend, but it seems like I was the first. I wish I&#x27;d kept the badge, but who knew?
DonHopkinsover 2 years ago
As if the name of the company &quot;Wedge Computer, Inc&quot; wasn&#x27;t bad enough: &quot;Wedgies&quot;.<p><a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;news.ycombinator.com&#x2F;item?id=28803672" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;news.ycombinator.com&#x2F;item?id=28803672</a><p><a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;groups.google.com&#x2F;g&#x2F;comp.windows.news&#x2F;c&#x2F;VpdsNfxERQQ&#x2F;m&#x2F;PJO1eqF9TdAJ" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;groups.google.com&#x2F;g&#x2F;comp.windows.news&#x2F;c&#x2F;VpdsNfxERQQ&#x2F;...</a><p><a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;books.google.nl&#x2F;books?id=Cj8EAAAAMBAJ&amp;pg=PA31&amp;lpg=PA31&amp;dq=%22Wedge+Computer%22+2+Winter+Street&amp;source=bl&amp;ots=OGpCZs4j0N&amp;sig=ACfU3U1oSnZnfDv98YkK9EUOYxBmM8EAqA&amp;hl=en&amp;sa=X&amp;ved=2ahUKEwiV1KP73eH8AhVThv0HHboHAnwQ6AF6BAgjEAM#v=onepage&amp;q=%22Wedge%20Computer%22%202%20Winter%20Street&amp;f=false" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;books.google.nl&#x2F;books?id=Cj8EAAAAMBAJ&amp;pg=PA31&amp;lpg=PA...</a>
version_fiveover 2 years ago
There has to be some weighing for if&#x2F;how they are actually used in the wild. For example, metamates is objectively horrible, but I&#x27;m not sure anyone actually uses it. Xoogler, noogler objectively are neutral, but end up sounding super douchy because of how often they get thrown around by actual google people<p>Also, domosapien <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.domo.com&#x2F;company" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.domo.com&#x2F;company</a>
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killjoywashereover 2 years ago
Army - Soldiers (nailed it)<p>Navy - Sailors (nailed it)<p>Marines - Marines (nailed it)<p>Air Force - Airmen (eh, okay?)<p>Coast Guard - Coasties (I mean, sure. Welcome, our DoT brethren)<p>Space Force - Guardians, complete with Star Trek outfits and staring upward into the distance. &#x2F;sigh
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jaggederestover 2 years ago
Funny story about New Relic: The name is an anagram of the CEO&#x27;s, &quot;Lew Cirne&quot;. Not sure if that&#x27;s widely known, but he just used it as a placeholder while working as an entrepreneur in residence at a VC fund for his next project, and it stuck.
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logicalmonsterover 2 years ago
Facebook = &quot;Metamates&quot; = Peak cringe
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paxunixover 2 years ago
If you&#x27;re in a building at Amazon, sure, Amazonians. If you&#x27;re out on the street in Seattle with regular people, it&#x27;s often Amholes.
open-parenover 2 years ago
Adobe employee. I keep trying to get &quot;Adobos&quot; or at least &quot;Adobians&quot; to catch on, but it hasn&#x27;t yet.
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blululuover 2 years ago
Ok I really like this question which got me digging and someone made a pretty comprehensive and somewhat verified list: <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;mikepope.com&#x2F;blog&#x2F;AddComment.aspx?blogid=2354" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;mikepope.com&#x2F;blog&#x2F;AddComment.aspx?blogid=2354</a><p>Personally I would say Microsofties is the worst.
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renewiltordover 2 years ago
Research in Motion : rimmers<p>SAP: saps<p>Snowflake: Snowflakes<p>Workday: Workers<p>Microsoft: Softies<p>Intel: Intelligentsia<p>Adobe: Dobes<p>Broadcom: Broads<p>IBM : Bummers<p>PayPal: Charge Friends<p>Uber: Uberalles<p>Atlassian: Shruggers<p>Marvell Technology: Kree<p>Dell: Dellions
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jlaroccoover 2 years ago
My current company, Anark, we would be &quot;Anark-ists&quot;, but we don&#x27;t actually refer to ourselves that way.<p>Personally I can&#x27;t stand that type of name, and think the whole idea is silly and cringy.
moomoo11over 2 years ago
Just call them dorks.<p>- also called something dorky at my job lmao<p>I like it tho even if it’s a bit cringe. At least we all on the same mission while we working together.
whoibrarover 2 years ago
Not necessarily bad name, but the company where I&#x27;m currently in is itself called &quot;CAW&quot;, short for &quot;Chimps At Work&quot;.<p>The founder is ex-Microsoft and apparently, Chimp was a title given to Microsoft employees working on new projects.
0xbadc0de5over 2 years ago
They&#x27;re all terrible. You&#x27;re a human being with dignity and a name, not a farm animal. Any employer who tries to name you as the latter should be politely asked to stop.
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d23over 2 years ago
Reddit is snoos. I don&#x27;t think it&#x27;s that bad though.
blululuover 2 years ago
Pinployees at Pinterest Twilions at Twilio Coinbaes at Coinbase
hooverdover 2 years ago
The pivoting pivots of Pivotal Software. <i>gong noise</i>
napsterbrover 2 years ago
Stripe: strippers?
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cpercivaover 2 years ago
I don&#x27;t know what YC employees are called, but I really hope they&#x27;re &quot;Combinations&quot;.
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Hellionover 2 years ago
Credit Karma’s Karmanauts. Oof.
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taldoover 2 years ago
Bending Spoons -&gt; Spooners
cratermoonover 2 years ago
At Metal Toad they are Toads.
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Turing_Machineover 2 years ago
Tweeps.
rcarmoover 2 years ago
Innies, in Severance? :)
rl1987over 2 years ago
Scoot Pte Ltd: Scooties.
panda88888over 2 years ago
Microsoft - microbes
fatih-erikliover 2 years ago
Atlas, Atlassians?
upghostover 2 years ago
Atos. Astros. Heh.
gedyover 2 years ago
Citrix: Citrites
yuppie_scumover 2 years ago
It’s so cringey
molsongoldenover 2 years ago
Xero - Xeroes
downvoteme1over 2 years ago
Metamates.<p>Microsofties.