Meta hires DJ to play in cafeteria to urge workers to return to the office

Put your hands in the air like you just don&#x27;t care!<p>Keep working hard thinking layoffs will be rare<p>and your severance package will be generous and fair!

It would be more effective to put Nyan Cat on repeat and the Zuck would save some bucks

Tell the DJ turn it up...

All these human resources shenanigans.... Employees hate these.