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Apple Watch knows when I wash my hands Does it also know when I'm jerking off?

13 pointsby ridiculous_lekealmost 2 years ago

5 comments

dmitrygralmost 2 years ago
A long time ago, when I was working on the initial implementation of android wear at Google, I actually worked with the code that does stuff like this, so I might be able to answer somewhat usefully. At least there, the way it worked, is that every 30 seconds, the device would wake up the accelerometer and collect 2 seconds of data at 120(?)Hz. After that, there was a relatively large decision tree based on the values, their derivatives, etc. This decision tree was an output of a large trained model, but was itself pretty small: a few thousand values. It could only classify things it was trained on - the output was an activity index. At Google at the time, the supported activities were: walking, biking, running, driving, sitting, unknown. The model cannot output anything other than the activity index.<p>The practical upshot: Could one detect such activities based on accelerometer data? Surely yes. However, unless somebody trained it on masturbation, it is unlikely that that is an actual possible output of it.<p>Details: model format was more or less this<p><pre><code> node { int activity; &#x2F;&#x2F;positive if this is the terminal &#x2F;&#x2F;node and this is the answer, else this is &#x2F;&#x2F;not terminal. Then it is the index of the &#x2F;&#x2F;input sample to read (times minus one) to &#x2F;&#x2F;compare to the next value float compareWith; unsigned gotoNodeIdxIfLessThan; unsigned gotoNodeIdxIfGreaterOrEq; } model { node nodes[]; } </code></pre> You’d start at node [0] and walk the tree as per comparison instructions (index of input samples and float to compare to) till you reached a terminal node.
mtmailalmost 2 years ago
URL is likely <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;old.reddit.com&#x2F;r&#x2F;AppleWatch&#x2F;comments&#x2F;s8fmes&#x2F;apple_watches_are_able_to_detect_that_you_are&#x2F;" rel="nofollow noreferrer">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;old.reddit.com&#x2F;r&#x2F;AppleWatch&#x2F;comments&#x2F;s8fmes&#x2F;apple_wa...</a> (not the <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;old.reddit.com&#x2F;over18&#x2F;" rel="nofollow noreferrer">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;old.reddit.com&#x2F;over18&#x2F;</a> interstitial page)<p>Despite 300 mostly funny comments nobody has an answer.
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bombcaralmost 2 years ago
There’s probably code to NOT make the hand washing alert come on during such struggle sessions.
wmichelinalmost 2 years ago
Mods please fix the URL!
scrum-treatsalmost 2 years ago
Truthfully... Yes. <i>Many</i> other apps and services do as well. Careful what you give camera and mic permissions to, and <i>always</i> read the privacy agreements, especially for <i>FAA</i>N<i>G</i>. If you don&#x27;t think Amazon, Facebook, Apple, Google, and Microsoft are watching&#x2F;listening (with and without the light indicators), think again.
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