> <i>And as we know, it
would be anathema for a women to show unflattering lump for something as silly as practicality, function, or utility</i><p>I find them flattering rather than the opposite, but it is worth noting that the earliest known textile garment, the string skirt, is also pretty low on the practicality, function, and utility axes: <a href="https://www.smith.edu/hsc/museum/ancient_inventions/stringskirt2.html" rel="nofollow noreferrer">https://www.smith.edu/hsc/museum/ancient_inventions/stringsk...</a>