Hi, this is my article. I think it's silly that newspapers dress up ordinary criticisms and disagreements with this overly dramatic, violent language, so I started compiling them and the list just goes on and on and on. It's kind of an art piece critiquing headline trends.<p>In my head I imagine all these spokespeople bodyslamming each other at every opportunity. Now that would be news!<p>Thanks for finding my page interesting enough to post and let me know if you have any questions.