This reminds me of the similarly poetic output of git describe when no tags are available:<p><pre><code> $ git describe
fatal: No names found, cannot describe anything.</code></pre>
<p><pre><code> Docstrings, errors too, are nice.
But haven't the impressive flair
Of poems to which Elisp is heir.
Elisper's life is paradise!
</code></pre>
with apologies to GLS: <a href="https://prl.khoury.northeastern.edu/img/gls-trees-poem-1979.pdf" rel="nofollow">https://prl.khoury.northeastern.edu/img/gls-trees-poem-1979....</a>