> Binface announced a series of satirical policies for the 2019 general election, including:<p>Bringing back Ceefax, the teletext service.[9] He had previously promised to bring back the service in 2017 as Lord Buckethead.[12]<p>Returning 20,001 police officers to the street, a reference to the Conservative pledge of 20,000 more police officers.[13]<p>Nationalising model railways.[14]<p>Holding a referendum on holding a second referendum on the United Kingdom's membership in the European Union.[14]<p>Allowing any Czechs on the Irish border to remain.[14]<p>Nationalising Adele, the English singer.[15]<p>Abolishing the House of Lords.[15] He had previously pledged the same in 2017 as Lord Buckethead.[16]<p>Giving free broadband to everyone.[15]<p>Stopping the sale of arms to repressive regimes.[15]<p>Making Piers Morgan zero emissions by 2030.[15]<p>Renaming London Bridge to "Phoebe Waller-Bridge".[15]<p>Introducing a minimum voting age of 16 and a maximum of 80.[15]<p>Sending £1 trillion a week to the NHS.[14]<p>Proroguing Jacob Rees-Mogg.[14]<p>Banishing Katie Hopkins to the Phantom Zone.[14]<p>Moving the hand dryer in the men's toilet at Uxbridge's Crown and Treaty pub to a "more sensible position".[14]
Binface getting more votes than the neo-fascist Britain First in the recent mayoral elections was cathartic. They tried to play it off that they weren't really trying to win so it doesn't count, and they're definitely not mad, please don't put in the newspaper that they got mad.
Proud that the UK leads the world:<p>List of frivolous political parties - Wikipedia<p><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_frivolous_political_parties" rel="nofollow">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_frivolous_political_pa...</a>
Didn't the UK use to have a joke candidate called "lord Buckethead" too? I'm pretty sure I saw him on some stage with Theresa May. Is it related to the count?<p>In somewhat related news, Hungary has a joke-ish party called the "Hungarian two-tailed dog party"[0], which does a lot or civic work but usually campaigns with slogans such as "more of everything less of nothing", "100% more happiness", sends people on tv tribunes dressed like chickens etc..<p>This year they managed to elect the major of a district in Budapest which has been controlled by Fidesz since forever.<p>Do not underestimate jokes.<p>[0] <a href="https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungarian_Two-Tailed_Dog_Party" rel="nofollow">https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungarian_Two-Tailed_Dog_Par...</a>
Voting in the UK has its own flavor. Somewhat related: <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Tobin_(astronomer)" rel="nofollow">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Tobin_(astronomer)</a><p>> In the 2019 United Kingdom general election he stood as an independent candidate against Boris Johnson in the Uxbridge and South Ruislip constituency. As he had not resided in Britain for more than 15 years he was ineligible to vote but eligible to stand as a candidate. He focused his campaign on voting rights using the slogan "Don't vote for Tobin, let Tobin vote". He gained five votes.
Binface vs Rishi Sunak! Now there's a match between candidates of a similar political caliber.<p>Anyway, watch the interview with Count Binface after his participation in the London mayoral election:<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WncWiGYNCeg" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WncWiGYNCeg</a>
See also, on the other side of the pond, Vermin Supreme: <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vermin_Supreme" rel="nofollow">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vermin_Supreme</a>