> <i>scatological versions of Andrew Marvell or John Donne</i><p>I hope we have some? Can anyone save me from the impending nerd snipe?<p>(all I can do at the moment is the following depiction of Young Pioneers in Soviet russia, to which one wag, referring to the "stay 0.5m apart"* sign in the middle background, said online "see, our dicks are longer than our forefathers' were; we have to keep 2m distance!"<p><a href="https://i.yapx.cc/WA1wc.jpg" rel="nofollow">https://i.yapx.cc/WA1wc.jpg</a><p>* I must assume godless commies weren't concerned about "leaving room for the Holy Spirit", so perhaps her toe gives a better motivation for this rule?)<p>EDIT: not scatalogical, but not bad, either: <a href="https://www.writeoutloud.net/public/blogentry.php?blogentryid=79142" rel="nofollow">https://www.writeoutloud.net/public/blogentry.php?blogentryi...</a>